“It’s not a high-pressure environment at Mary’s,” remarks Wayward. Forty years after Roy Keller turned Mary’s into Portland’s first topless bar, his daughter slings drinks and a granddaughter gyrates onstage. Visit this neon landmark for its vintage blacklight murals, hot nude girls, and relaxed, holein-the-wall vibe.
In fact, Vinnie Paul hosts a weekly Rock Band competition. “Any type of girl you want, they have.” The Clubhouse was also a favorite spot for members of Pantera. “This is one of those places that has everything,” says Texas stripper Susan Wayward. There are 50 or so clubs in the Dallas/Fort Worth area, but as a two-time winner of Exotic Dancer Magazine’s Nude Club of the Year, Clubhouse is the best. “On any given night, you’re bound to see knockout, Playmate-quality dancers,” he says. He’s visited every pole-filled dive in the region. 1 nudie bar in the area, and he should know. Southern California strip-club connoisseur Z-Bone rates this the No. means no booze, who cares? This joint has enough silicone to caulk over the San Andreas Fault.
